Hello! I'm Heather and I love sweaters, cartoons, fart jokes, nail polish, comic books, music, drawing and baking.

21st September 2014

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h-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n:

WHY DON’T WE HAVE THESE THINGS IN CANADA

h-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n:

WHY DON’T WE HAVE THESE THINGS IN CANADA

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20th September 2014

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20th September 2014

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batman-mudafuka:

Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

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20th September 2014

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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

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How can we start a retirement plan

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20th September 2014

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

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19th September 2014

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queencoachella:

The pain destroys you, twisting your mind to go against everything you ever believed in. You become a monster.

queencoachella:

The pain destroys you, twisting your mind to go against everything you ever believed in. You become a monster.

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19th September 2014

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19th September 2014

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19th September 2014

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zainazahira:

kanyetaughtyou:

rosiesays:

Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs are male.

Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion are male.

Oppression is reducing women to consumers profiting a male system, even in fields that we supposedly dominate.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow

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19th September 2014

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